Friday, May 6, 2011
the week in quotes
Written on the top of a quiz:
"Dear Jesus: Please help me on this test that I didn't study long enough for. Love, Jon"
As I passed a student on his cell phone in the hall:
[He covers the mouthpiece of the phone with one hand]
"It's my booking agent. Sales of my memoirs are going through the roof!"
Joe: "Hey, is that candy in your bag?"
Kristi: "No, it's carrots and celery."
! Wow, I really need to get my eyes checked."
On Take-Your-Child-to-Work Day:
"Can students bring
Student I don't know: "Is Mark Twain still alive?"
Other student: "Last year, I asked if Shakespeare was still alive, and I got a
of crap for that."
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