“You should try using words with lots of "k" sounds today. I like those. Like cake! That one has two!”
Jon: "Can you turn the music up? I can't even hear it."
Me: "You want to hear it?"
Me: [turned it up]
Jon: ". . . Oh. Nevermind."
"Jake stole my Pepsi!"
"I didn't steal it; I took it because it was convenient."
"Don't big-word me, mister!"
Me: “What are you doing this weekend?”
Joe: “Friday, game. Saturday, visit some lady friends. Sunday, church to ask forgiveness.”
"I'm gonna be so sad when this class is over."